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Today, my math teacher, who is from India and still struggles with English, was teaching us about probability. He used the example of flipping a coin. He turned to a student and asked him with his accent, “How often you get head?” He didn’t get why we were all laughing at him after. MLIA
Today I was in a men’s public bathroom. I was doing what one does while sitting in a men’s room and enjoying the stereotypical graffiti on the walls when one near the bottom of the door written in small print caught my eye. I leaned forward to make out what it said, leaned a little more forward, then further still. It read, “You are now shitting at a 45 degree angle.” I laughed because I was. MLIA
I forgot to change my clock yesterday morning. I made a wish at 11:11 and then my mom told me to change my clock back an hour. I made another wish at 11:11 an hour later. They both came true. I feel I beat the system. MLIA
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As coisas e as pessoas que fazem parte da minha vida vão aos poucos entrando em mim, depois de algum tempo já não sei dizer o que é meu e o que é delas. Mesmo assim, bem no fundo, há coisas que são só minhas. E embora me assustem às vezes, é delas que mais gosto. Como essa vontade de acabar com tudo, que me dá de vez em quando.
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