Today, I wore a shirt that says ‘id trade my boyfriend for a superhero’ to his house. He’s never been a big fan of this shirt, so he got upset that I wore it. He stormed out of the room. About 5 minutes later, he came in wearing a superman costume and said ‘will I do?’ and laughed. Turns out he’d been waiting for weeks to do that the next time I wore this shirt. MLIA.
Angie, Angie, when will those clouds all disappear?
Angie, Angie, where will it lead us from here?
With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats
You can’t say we’re satisfied
But Angie, Angie, you can’t say we never tried
Angie, you’re beautiful, but ain’t it time we said good-bye?
Angie, I still love you, remember all those nights we cried?
All the dreams we held so close seemed to all go up in smoke
Let me whisper in your ear:
Angie, Angie, where will it lead us from here?
Oh, Angie, don’t you weep, all your kisses still taste sweet
I hate that sadness in your eyes
But Angie, Angie, ain’t it time we said good-bye?
With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats
You can’t say we’re satisfied
But Angie, I still love you, baby
Ev’rywhere I look I see your eyes
There ain’t a woman that comes close to you
Come on Baby, dry your eyes
But Angie, Angie, ain’t it good to be alive?
Angie, Angie, they can’t say we never tried
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)
Why He’s Hot:
- You may not remember this hot piece of ass but who can deny his amazing looks? Gracing us with his presence in the popular film Coyote Ugly, this boy is anything but. Let’s be honest…LOOK AT HIM! He was MADE for the role of the attractive yet semi-nerdy love interest. I’d stop playing piano to shag that!
- He also had a smaller, less well-known role as Stu in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. Yes, with Lindsay Lohan. And as much as you may like/dislike her, it is no question why she was cast as the obsessive fan for this man. Hell, my grandma would chase after him with that smile! It’s so devilishly attractive, my pants are starting to unzip themselves!
- He played Fiyero in Wicked. He made an already amazing show even hotter! He brings a whole new meaning to the word “wicked.” I’m thinking me, him and a backstage quickie would do the trick. How I long to be her!
- The. Fucking. Accent. He has an accent. He’s from AUSTRALIA, people! It’s like…I don’t even know. I could watch him kill a guy then turn to me and say he was innocent. With that angelic voice of his, I’d believe him right away. And maybe pull him to a dark alley somewhere…oh baby! Package for Mr. Adam Garcia! Oh wait…package FROM Adam? Much better ;)
- This is the point where I run out of words and just say that this and this and this and this all equal why he’s hot. Excuse me, I have to go take a cold shower.
Why He’s Hot:
- Sheer physical intensity. It was as if The Guy Above commanded, “Let there be Hotness!” — and voila, he appeared! The chiseled looks, the toned body, the debonair charisma. A combination of impossible handsomeness, but there he is… all of 6’1”, flashing that sexy smile that can make panties drop and hearts flutter overtime.
- Those gorgeous, deep-set, impenetrable blue opals. One minute he’s flirting in them, the next he’s undressing you with them. (Well, I can’t wait to rip off his shirt because he smells sooo damn good.) And those lips are made for puckin’ & fuckin’.
- Can you imagine him as a vampire? Stephenie Meyer does. But he ain’t too fazed by the growing female attention. Bet he’s remotely aware that he’s seducing more jizz away than The King himself everytime he appears with a sword in his pants and crotch-hugging britches that inexplicably vanish in the boudoir.
- He grew up in a tiny island between England and France. That adds to the mystery that is Henry Cavill — small town charm and casual modesty makes him more maddeningly irresistible.
- He exudes raw masculinity that it makes you wonder just how stuffed and heavy it is down there. Come here Henry, let me help you with that — pull it up, push it in — oh yesss please.
Why He’s Hot:
- Let’s begin with the most prominent hot factor: he’s Jewish, he’s Jewish, he’s Jewish.
- Those locks on his head courtesy, of his Jewishness. Everyone, take a moment to admire his perfectly tussled Jew fro - glorious, isn’t it?
- He is the lead in the show Entourage. Now, I don’t know about you all but I wouldn’t mind being the person that provides “sexual favors” in his entourage. It’s Adrian Grenier for fucks sake.
- He is artistic. He wrote a documentary on his journey to find his biological father. He’s not only artistic but similar to a little puppy. He has no dad. Let me comfort you, rest your head on my bosom sweet, sweet Adrian.
- He’s Jewish. Sorry did I repeat that? I meant to.
Sidenote: His eyes are lovely, no?
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
It’s a little stupid and immature, but then, so is high school.
Britney Spears by Ellen Von Unwerth
make it contagious by ss.
